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if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
even the nicest boy u know wants to cum all over everything in sight
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
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