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Send $500 to my paypal and I’ll send you a picture of my butt. $1000 and I’ll send you pictures of my bare shoulders.
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest
if you play with my hair youre going to get kissed so dont do that
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
"You’re so tight…"
I whisper as I can’t get the lid off my brand new pint of ice cream.
“God you’re so wet…”
I moan as I wipe the ice cream container’s condensation off my hands and onto nearby fabric.
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